I JUST HEARD MY MUM SINGING THIS IN HER ROOM
"be our guest
be our guest
put your knickers to the test
throw them up against the wall
and if they stick
you’ve done your best”
AND WHILE I WAS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER I YELLED “WHAT THE HELL MUM” AND SHE REPLIED “I DON’T KNOW I JUST MADE IT UP” IN SUCH A PROUD VOICE
HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD FEEL APPALLED OR AMUSED OR BOTH
You are beautiful. You are glorious. You are majestic. You are fabulous. You are awe-inspiring. You are magnificent . You are spectacular. You are breathtaking. You are divine. You are Queens.
And don’t let anyone tell you different .
Turn on: when people spell my fucking name right